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I cockslap morals
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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