im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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