it wasn't lemon gatorade
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
