I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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