Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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