we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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