Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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