STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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