So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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