If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i dont even know how to be here
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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