sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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