his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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