Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
PANTIES FOUND
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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