what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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