he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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