You're so nebulous sometimes
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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