I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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