She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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