What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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