ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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