Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my phone needs a breathalizer
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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