we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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