just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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