At least make sure they are 18
Why
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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