Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we made out on top of his cat.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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