the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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