Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize