I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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