Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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