Small penises have feelings too.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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