i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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