are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
my phone needs a breathalizer
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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