too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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