My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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