ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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