She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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