We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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