Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
tell me about the eggs
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