I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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