the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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