but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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