just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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