I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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