I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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