my vag is so smooth its legendary
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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