She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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