I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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