But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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