I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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