I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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