I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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