It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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