I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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