Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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