I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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